back-door bragging

It's hard for me to regularly update my blog because I have such a busy and important life.

back-door bragging

[via the Cute One]

I have to keep a planner on hand since people are always trying to make plans with me, I don't want to double schedule myself and leave someone horribly disappointed.

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"It's hard for me to listen to the radio teen advice show because I'm so much smarter and less douchey than the advice fellow."

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I don't like to play drinking games since I always win, and I don't like to make my friends feel even worse about themselves.

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"I have to be very careful when I choose a song to be my ringtone, because I know I'll be hearing it 20-30 times per day."

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I feel like it's unfair for me to be in the front during dance class, because people are tempted to watch me instead of learning the combination for themselves.

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[via me]
I hate speaking up in class because everyone else sounds so stupid by comparison.

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It's hard for me to get motivated about homework because I know I can earn great grades with minimal effort.

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I hate being so popular and having to empty out my phone's text inbox since it only holds 300 texts at a time

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"That's so cute that you get to sit around and wonder if a guy likes you; I guess since I always already know they do, I don't get the fun of wondering about it."

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[via yours truly]

"It'll be hard to choose a honeymoon destination because I've already been so many cool places."

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"Primping looks like so much fun, but I've never really gotten into it because I just don't need to do it."

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I hate being such a great cook because it means people always want to come see me and have me cook for them

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Sometimes it's hard for me to talk about my accomplishments because I don't want to make my friends feel bad.

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If I weren't so witty, I wouldn't always have to wait for people to stop laughing between telling jokes

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[via Brunhilda, last night, re: someone's stupid attempt to make Friday night plans on Friday night]

I'd like to be more spontaneous, but I have so many friends I'm rarely free at the last minute.

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[via The Cute One]

If I weren't so awesome I wouldn't have all these crazy life stories and experiences

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[via Brunhilda]:

"The problem with really being on the cutting edge of fashion is that most people don't recognize your prescience until way later."

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[via Brunhilda]:

"The problem with being a natural beauty is that even when you go out without makeup, you can't get people to stop noticing how pretty you are."

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[via a friend on fbook, via probably someone else]:

"I wish I had been born rich instead of so good looking."