random facts

I completely missed the season of Top Chef that happened in Chicago. Literally did not realize it had happened.

rhetorical questions

Who, me?

rhetorical questions

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

lessons I learned the hard way

26. 90 minutes of yoga + 105 degree room = horrible, horrible situation

Maybe that should have been self evident.

random facts

Boys are confusing and I don't appreciate it at all

top 5 tuesday

stuff to do on Veteran's Day:

5. visit the mall (or "mall" in our case)
4. browse at Borders
3. sleep in
2. stroll along the waterfront
1. sip a coffee with my Dad

lessons I learned the hard way

25. Pizza, Taco Time, soda, and brownies all in one day do not a happy tummy make, particularly when you normally subsist on coffee products.

rhetorical questions

What did your face look like before you were born?

lessons I learned the hard way

24) Trash needs to be taken out before it becomes sentient

guess the show

Stranded people on desert island dealing with ridiculously soapy relationships, the haunting effects of their lives before the accident, magnetic fields, polar bears!, holes in the ground, random numbers--that aren't so random?!--, crankiness, dirt in large supply, lots of (evidently unprotected) sex, all the people you like dying, a weird science experiment, and disgruntled fans who don't like the direction in which it's all headed.

jobs I would not want

Fox News Anchor

...about three hours ago.

top 5 tuesday

winners of the category: Silver Fox

5. Burt Reynolds
4. Tim Gunn
3. George Clooney
2. Anderson Cooper
1. Joe Biden

things I thought were impossible

7) That I would be on track for National Novel Writing Month...

under-appreciated potential superpowers

The ability to conjugate verbs in foreign languages

think of how much money you could make tutoring...
awesome

signs of cultural implosion IV

That a VP impersonator would make a better VP than the candidate herself, that someone like Sarah Palin can identify as a feminist, tofurkey, that people are STILL super into dressing as Jack Sparrow for Halloween, people who dress up like animals for pleasure, this phrase "I'm in Econ 482, Intro to Wu Tang Economy," that High School Musical 3 opened in theaters, that High School Musical 3 is popular enough to be released in theaters (spooky--we are psychic), Zack Effron having a following even though he is a) orange and b) wears more makeup more often that I do, that Beverly Hills Chihuahua was the number one movie in America, Britney's misuse of the word "womanizer", that people dare to eat ham on thanksgiving, christmas decorations out before halloween, Kath and Kim, purity pledges, children's-sized thong underwear.