Wednesday, September 30, 2009

things that should be illegal

stupid flapping Beaver flags on the stupid dumb cars of stupid Beaver fans

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

top 5 tuesday

college football teams I like:

UO

That is all.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

lessons I learned the hard way

95. You are not allowed to make a left turn into my apartment complex on football game days. Also the freeway exit closes.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

lessons I learned the hard way

94. Rewarding yourself with breaks for any and all progress made academically results in very little continued progress.

Friday, September 25, 2009

rhetorical questions

Where oh where can my baby be?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

back-door bragging

It's hard for me to get motivated about homework because I know I can earn great grades with minimal effort.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

top 5 tuesday

things that are cool about the Cute One

5. she has very pretty hair
4. she is good at driving long distances
3. she is good at moving things
2. she is very funny
1. today is her birthday

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

top 5 tuesday

top 5 events/activities I will miss about Seattle

5. Bumbershoot weekend
4. lakes
3. Seafair weekend
2. the fair
1. Casual Fridays

Sunday, September 13, 2009

lessons I learned the hard way

93. No matter how late at night it is or how drunk you are, eating half a pizza is never a low-calorie activity.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

things I thought were impossible

24. That a woman wearing sequined leggings out to a dive bar would go home alone.

By which I mean without a man, not literally alone.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

things that should be illegal

Co-buying seasons of shows on DVD with your sister, then both of you moving away so you have to sneak the seasons into your stuff so you get them instead of her.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

top 5 tuesday

Shakespeare plays to see

5. Midsummer's Night Dream
4. Richard III
3. As You Like It
2. Romeo and Juliet
1. Macbeth

top 5 tuesday

stuff I make when I live alone

5. veggies in a sandwich
4. vegetable soup
3. potato flakes
2. ramen
1. ramen with veggies

Monday, September 7, 2009

lessons I learned the hard way

92. Check the orientation of your underpants before you put them on...because you may accidentally put them on weird and not notice until you are out in public...then it is awkward.

cultural commentary

[NYMag 8/26/09, re: American Idol]:

"So far, the announced Paula-replacing guest judges for American Idol's upcoming ninth season (Posh Spice, Joe Jonas, Katy Perry) have lacked both expertise in legit musical theater and a middle name. So, obviously, it pleases us to learn that Neil Patrick Harris sat in on yesterday's Dallas auditions."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

how we do

Bruno: Your Pandora stations, according to our father's computer, are: Metallica Radio, Feist Radio, Sufjan Stevens Radio, Death Cab Radio, Fleet Foxes Radio, Naked as we Came Radio, Bloc Party Radio, and... Backstreet Boys Radio. I just feel like the public needs to know this about you.

Friday, September 4, 2009

back-door bragging

I hate being so popular and having to empty out my phone's text inbox since it only holds 300 texts at a time

back-door bragging

"That's so cute that you get to sit around and wonder if a guy likes you; I guess since I always already know they do, I don't get the fun of wondering about it."

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

favorite things

this cake, rainbow chip frosting, iced tea, lemons, sorbet, berries

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

back-door bragging

[via yours truly]

"It'll be hard to choose a honeymoon destination because I've already been so many cool places."

top 5 tuesday

traits I look for in a man

5. basketball-playing ability
4. tallness
3. curiosity
2. willingness to put up with yours truly
1. height

back-door bragging

"Primping looks like so much fun, but I've never really gotten into it because I just don't need to do it."