rhetorical questions

Where oh where can my baby be?

rhetorical questions

Didn't we set the nights on fire?
Did ever a flame burn any higher?
Wasn't it so sweet, wasn't it?
Didn't we love?

laudable lyrics

"Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex."

Mariah's songwriters really are masters of the genre.

laudable lyrics

"I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late"

Does that sound a little like they meant to release that song in 2008 and then didn't make it, and thus had to change the year in the lyrics? Yeah. Sounds that way to me, too.

(Also, that's the last one from that song, I promise.)

laudable lyrics

"Them chickens jackin' my swagger
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now"

Again, well done, Black Eyed Peas.

laudable lyrics

"Boom boom boom (yeah)
Boom boom boom (yeah)
Boom boom boom
Boom boom boom"

Masterful, really.

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laudable lyrics

"My flow so tight and my beat so sick, Chris Brown should get his ass kicked."

At least controversial, hm?

laudable lyrics

"I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazag-ha."

A true lyric-writing triumph.

laudable lyrics

"Meet me at the altar in your white dress, we ain't getting no younger, we might as well do this."

-Jagged Edge

laudable lyrics

"Thunder only happens when it's raining."

Patently untrue, Fleetwood Mac. Though the next line is accurate.

laudable lyrics

"It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine,"
and
"Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay."

For more lyrics worthy of laud, I recommend just reading all the ones to this song.

laudable lyrics

"Email my heart and say our love will stay alive forever."

love in the tech era, courtesy of Britney

laudable lyrics

"'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said, 'stay away from Juliet.'"

thanks for the super logically connected lyrics, and the completely nonsensical literary reference, Taylor Swift

laudable lyrics

"My life would suck without you."

courtesy of Kelly Clarkson

laudable lyrics

"She likes my tone, my cologne, and the way I bone."

courtesy of Snoop and JT

laudable lyrics

"I wanna make love right now now now, I wish we never broke up right now now now."

Classy sentiment Akon, classy indeed.

laudable lyrics

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

laudable lyrics

"It's not easy being green."

laudable lyrics

"Never trust a big butt and a smile."