things that should be illegal

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much eyeliner

things that should be illegal

Both of these facial expressions. (Also dresses.)

things that should be illegal

Posh ever losing in a "who wore it better" poll on any forum, ever.

things that should be illegal

stupid flapping Beaver flags on the stupid dumb cars of stupid Beaver fans

things that should be illegal

Beaver fans

things that should be illegal

legging jeans

things that should be illegal

Co-buying seasons of shows on DVD with your sister, then both of you moving away so you have to sneak the seasons into your stuff so you get them instead of her.

things that should be illegal

the kinds of bangs the CO and I had as children

things that should be illegal

commercials featuring talking, anthropomorphized warts

things that should be illegal

Someone too large to fit in their single airplane seats getting actively angry at their seatmate for taking up his/her single assigned seat, into which he/she was hoping to comfortably spill.

things that should be illegal

People agreeing to play Apples to Apples but then falling asleep instead of playing

things that should be illegal

Sisters playing stupid Mariah Carey songs while Scrubs is on, or while the Food Network is on.

things that should be illegal

people who like to be active injuring themselves while doing active things and subsequently being unable to be active for some period of time, particularly permanently

things that should be illegal

the USA network playing WWE when people want to watch SVU

also Law and Order: CI, reruns of House I've already seen, and lame movies

things that should be illegal

the large, drunk guy lip syncing to EVERY song played at the Taste of Tacoma

things that should be illegal

people who do not run not being properly impressed by someone's half-marathon success

things that should be illegal

Storms coming up while you're trying to escape a tiny island on a ferry boat and trapping you for ten minutes while you think you're going to DIE

things that should be illegal

Not eating KFC when you really, really want some

things that should be illegal

cliffhangers on episodes of shows I only see occasionally

things that should be illegal

Nick the Neighbor Kid getting his boating license

Especially since he just admitted on facebook that he has failed the licensing exam five times. And one of his friends gave him cheating tips. Yeah.