lessons I learned the hard way

109. Even in a place you have successfully illegally parked before, you should probably move your car after six or eight hours, or the option of doing so might well be taken from you.

lessons I learned the hard way

108. When you think your proportion of coffee to water is not conducive to tasty coffee, you should fix it rather than just letting it brew anyway.

lessons I learned the hard way

107. The more time you spend on stuff not your paper, the less time you have to spend on your paper.

lessons I learned the hard way

106. Classes are only interesting if you have some general knowledge of the subject material, which might have been gleaned by like, doing the reading.

lessons I learned the hard way

105. Check the weather before you walk across campus with your laptop in a non-water proof bag because it may or may not being to rain like hell when you need to get home.

lessons I learned the hard way

104. The Albertson's brand discount potato chips are not in any way delicious, no matter how hungry or drunk you are.

lessons I learned the hard way

103. It's harder to con someone into doing your library research for you when your particular subject librarian is out on maternity leave.

lessons I learned the hard way

102. "I'll sprechen sie your Duestch" is not a pick up line that will ever work on anyone.

lessons I learned the hard way

101. Society hates women.

lessons I learned the hard way

100. It rains a lot in Washington and wearing a sleeveless dress is not a great idea.

lessons I learned the hard way

99. The Cute One's font color is this shade of green, not this shade of green. Whoops.

lessons I learned the hard way

98. Coffee tumblers do not generally have auto-screw-on lids; usually this is a task you're required to do yourself, lest you spill scalding hot coffee all over your sweatshirt, bag, and flesh.

lessons I learned the hard way

97. It is RIDICULOUSLY hard to motivate yourself when you're at college and the options are "napping" and "other stuff"

lessons I learned the hard way

96. No one magically does your school work for you while you're busy traipsing around Eugene with your Father.

lessons I learned the hard way

95. You are not allowed to make a left turn into my apartment complex on football game days. Also the freeway exit closes.

lessons I learned the hard way

94. Rewarding yourself with breaks for any and all progress made academically results in very little continued progress.

lessons I learned the hard way

93. No matter how late at night it is or how drunk you are, eating half a pizza is never a low-calorie activity.

lessons I learned the hard way

92. Check the orientation of your underpants before you put them on...because you may accidentally put them on weird and not notice until you are out in public...then it is awkward.

lessons I learned the hard way

91. Driving is not made easier by doing it for a great length of time

lessons I learned the hard way

90. It is surprisingly difficult to find an apartment in a city where you are physically not.