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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved.

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What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

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What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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I have a knock knock joke, you start

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

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Q: Why is it such a good deal to buy used French tanks?

A: They've only been driven backwards!

(You know, because they surrender so much.)

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Q: What's the most common war injury among French troops?

A: Sunburned armpits.

(You know, from surrendering so much.)

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool.

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What do you call people who hang around with musicians?

Drummers.

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A fish swims into a wall.

He says, "dam!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH!

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"Hey should we get to a vet?" [flash biceps] "Because these puppies are sick!"

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a philosopher and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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"I'm a homo sapien, but I'm hoping that if Sarah Palin prays for me enough, I'll become a hetero sapien."

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and so on.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not crying and screaming, like the other people in his car."