things that I thought were impossible

Me not failing a math test.

things that I thought were impossible

26. something uglier than Bruno

things I thought were impossible

25. To take five shots of Patron in an hour and still be standing and speaking coherently.

things I thought were impossible

24. That a woman wearing sequined leggings out to a dive bar would go home alone.

By which I mean without a man, not literally alone.

things I thought were impossible

23. That one could shamelessly order and consume a slice of pizza at 2:20 AM while walking to another late-night pizzeria to order and eat an entire medium pizza.

(The shamelessly part is the part I thought was impossible, if that wasn't clear.)

things I thought were impossible

22. A spring-quarter course at the U of dub continuing into August.

things I thought were impossible

21. Rediscovering your love of a television show you already watch all the time

things I thought were impossible

20. People distinguishing the Pride Parade from a regular ol' Tuesday on Capitol Hill.

things I thought were impossible

19. Alfred Hitchcock being name-dropped in a rap song

things I thought were impossible

18. That $12.75/hour would not be enough money to make me do something.

things I thought were impossible

17. wanting an English bulldog as much as I do

things I thought were impossible

16. Free ice cream not making me obscenely, lastingly happy.

things I thought were impossible

15. Nyquil not effectively putting someone to sleep for eight hours or more.

things I thought were impossible

14. That waking up after a delightful nine-hour sleep would not leave me refreshed and ready to read Marx.

things I thought were impossible

13. That it would be even harder to get shit done during Spring Break than when working and school were required.

things I thought were impossible

12. Living on cheerios and toast because dorm food is shit

things I thought were impossible

11. Running four miles in one day.

things I thought were impossible

10. That I would one day be able to drive safely in weather.

things I thought were impossible

9. uttering the phrase "I didn't hate it" in reference to the Twilight movie

things I thought were impossible

8. That I could wear a white sweater out and not spill a single thing on it.