laudable lyrics

"My life would suck without you."

courtesy of Kelly Clarkson

lessons I learned the hard way

57. You actually don't get any more motivated the longer you sit around.

jobs I would not want

Daily Cartoonist

Because it turns out it's really hard to be funny on command, and even harder to make a three-panel comic strip funny no matter how long you have to think about it. Also hard to make characters look consistent. And to make them have life-like facial expressions.

Although if you were to pay me, say, $7 per comic, I'd consider doing it on a weekly basis.

favorite things

C-Walk's Twitter, my iPizzle, Gonzaga basketball, and lunch dates (of the non-date variety)

things I thought were impossible

13. That it would be even harder to get shit done during Spring Break than when working and school were required.

things I thought were impossible

12. Living on cheerios and toast because dorm food is shit

lessons I learned the hard way

56. Tall boys are really hard to resist.

jobs I would not want

A Super Model's Personal Assistant


You're going to get a blackberry thrown at your face sooner or later and that's going to suck...hard

favorite things

Body Butter, poptarts, Eric Bana, cards, crayons

random facts

Gummy vitamins are amazing, even though they're for kids

favorite things

flats that look like heels when worn with jeans, ruffled sundresses, ruffled rainbow bikinis, enormous sunglasses, neon nail polish, good weather

lessons I learned the hard way

55. Be careful what you wish for.

jobs I would not want

graduate student

Because you'd have to write two papers, edit stuff for a portfolio, and prepare a project proposal by Friday. And that would suck.

random facts

March comes in like a lion.

lessons I learned the hard way

54. There's a speed trap on 330th where the speed limit drops to 25.