things that should be illegal

stupid flapping Beaver flags on the stupid dumb cars of stupid Beaver fans

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college football teams I like:

UO

That is all.

things that should be illegal

Beaver fans

lessons I learned the hard way

95. You are not allowed to make a left turn into my apartment complex on football game days. Also the freeway exit closes.

lessons I learned the hard way

94. Rewarding yourself with breaks for any and all progress made academically results in very little continued progress.

rhetorical questions

Where oh where can my baby be?

back-door bragging

It's hard for me to get motivated about homework because I know I can earn great grades with minimal effort.

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things that are cool about the Cute One

5. she has very pretty hair
4. she is good at driving long distances
3. she is good at moving things
2. she is very funny
1. today is her birthday

things that should be illegal

legging jeans

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top 5 events/activities I will miss about Seattle

5. Bumbershoot weekend
4. lakes
3. Seafair weekend
2. the fair
1. Casual Fridays

lessons I learned the hard way

93. No matter how late at night it is or how drunk you are, eating half a pizza is never a low-calorie activity.

things I thought were impossible

24. That a woman wearing sequined leggings out to a dive bar would go home alone.

By which I mean without a man, not literally alone.

things that should be illegal

Co-buying seasons of shows on DVD with your sister, then both of you moving away so you have to sneak the seasons into your stuff so you get them instead of her.

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Shakespeare plays to see

5. Midsummer's Night Dream
4. Richard III
3. As You Like It
2. Romeo and Juliet
1. Macbeth

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stuff I make when I live alone

5. veggies in a sandwich
4. vegetable soup
3. potato flakes
2. ramen
1. ramen with veggies