Cats, fish oil, comfort technology in stilettos, any story that begins with "dude last night I had the weirdest dream," bananas, male strippers, anime, zinc, the Olympics, sand, anything involving caterpillars, fake world records, modern dance and performance art, the name of the 5th Backstreet Boy, my sister's singing career, the ped-egg, made-up tourist attractions outside of the world's largest ball of twine, chemistry, calf exercises, Ron Paul, one-piece swim suits, spatulas, the Twilight series, linear algebra, hazelnut flavoring, French films, 9/11 conspiracy theories, Zach Braff's personal life and navel-gazing ruminations thereon, pantyhose, what is trendy in Japan, laundry, plaster cast molds of famous men's junk, five-blade razors and the closest! shave! ever!, Brunhilda's wrinkles, what that kid I sat next to in 8th-grade history is up to now, the relative merits of saline vs. silicon breast implants, your ass, foot fungus, Taylor Hanson's children, martial arts, my cell phone plan, books by disgruntled former Bush aides, soup, cosmo's sex advice, Sufjan Steven's motivations for leaving Pavement, what JK Rowling is going to do now.
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