top 5 reasons to leave home for the day/weekend/week/ever
5) you left a mess in the kitchen and don't want to clean it up
4) your room smells a little funky and you are trying to air it out before you suffocate in your sleep one night
3) you are tired of cooking and cleaning for your parents
2) your dad is being sad and it makes you uncomfortable
1) your mother is being an epic bitch...epically
this is why I spend (or try to spend) so little time at home
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