Monday, August 18, 2008

top 5 tuesday

top 5 weird things that have been said to me

5. (shouted while I was strolling through the mall) "You got a fat ass"
4. (at a friend's party) "I enjoy examining your breasts"
3. (lying in the grass in the dark) "Cute One, where are my pants?"
2. (while walking through the Shakespeare festival) "Fat chicks give good head"
1. (in a club in Croatia) "Will you suck this guy's dick?'

Do you notice a pattern?

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